Sunday, September 14, 2008

Hey, Team Obama: Learn to use 'the Google'.


So the Obama campaign has yet again walked into a propeller, shot itself in the foot, screwed the pooch or whatever your favorite cliche is for idiocy, by producing this Unbelievable Web Ad


If you'd rather not view it, the ad smears McCain by claiming he is so old and out of touch that he doesn't know how to use a computer and can't even send an e-mail.


A cursory search on McCain would reveal that he is quite computer savvy. As FORBES MAGAZINE revealed eight years ago in 2000:

In certain ways, McCain was a natural Web candidate. Chairman of the Senate Telecommunications Subcommittee and regarded as the U.S. Senate’s savviest technologist, McCain is an inveterate devotee of email. His nightly ritual is to read his email together with his wife, Cindy. The injuries he incurred as a Vietnam POW make it painful for McCain to type. Instead, he dictates responses that his wife types on a laptop. “She’s a whiz on the keyboard, and I’m so laborious,” McCain admits.


Maybe the Obama team is on to something here. Look for more ads like these...McCain can't even comb his own hair, McCain can't throw a baseball, McCain can't tie his shoes, return a salute or place his hands behind his back.

Yeah, being tortured almost daily for five and a half years has a tendency to cause things like dislocated shoulders, broken arms, broken teeth caused by the butt of an AK-47.. those kinds of things that the Obama campaign seems to take little notice of.

McCain was tapping Morse code through prison walls to fellow POWs and being beaten for it if caught, while Barack Hussein Obama was smoking weed and trying to score some blow.


Another morsel of wisdom for you Barack: Presidents can't e-mail anyway. Any and every piece of e-mail is subject to subpoena. Clinton sent TWO e-mails in his entire term.


So who is more out of touch with the people? John McCain or the campaign that has offended The Women Vote, The NRA Vote, The parents of children with Special Needs vote, The Democrat Catholic vote, the Veteran Vote and now the Old Vote.

I dare say that man-child Obama could not even open the canopy on McCain's A-4 Skyhawk without googling his Blackberry.

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